Sunday, August 5, 2012

Background: AV gets married on Aug 4th (janmashtami)
                     Cool guy Chakri on dec 26th.  (sangeeth on christmas eve).

Question: How did chakkanna save money?
He got AV married on his birthday and then celebrated his sangeeth on his son s birthday.

ek maar - do tukda!!


:)


Monday, June 25, 2012

Chakkanna kalyanam

On this dec 26th, his exalted holiness, the chakkanna would bless another fine and gifted lady with his committment of love for life and after (remember chakkanna will survive the after as well). While even the pope offers his prayers, for chakkanna s sangeeth on the 25th, chakkanna very cleverly (according the 102nd chapter in the chakkanna leelalu) cut costs on his son's 2012th birthday.
The entire world will rejoice his sangeeth, the wedding however will be a very private affair only meant for his relatives and friends in his human form.

Chakkanna trivia: why is mary called virgin mary.
Ans: Cos No one saw chakkanna enter the room. :P (hint: jesus is his son remember!).

Monday, May 21, 2012

Chakkanna leelalu Continued....
It gives me great pleasure to announce to the world, that this 1st pada of the kaliyuga, chakkanna, in his human form, will be sharing matrimonial bliss with his chosen one. There was no swayamvar (like in his previous avatar), there were no big functions, for this life is all about living life common size.
The drought has ended. In what most religious experts think to be a cosmic occurence of a lifetime, and what few know to be so, chakkanna crosses the boundaries of brahmacharya and steps into the grihasta zone.
Behold all ye lesser grihastis, for now ur spouses will have stellar examples of what a husband should do or should have done. Every time the door wasnt opened, everytime you forgot to dry your towel, everytime you chose to switch to the sports channel, we shall be reminded of a man s duty to his wife and chakkanna shall be sighted. but before you all misinterpret him, it is his way of ensuring that we take his name and pile up our karmic credits.
such is chakkanna