Thursday, January 24, 2008

Chakkanna Facts

This is a site dedicated to the greatest human being that ever walked the earth. Some call him chakka, some call him chakri, but to the millions who follow him, he's chakkanna
1) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures which Chakkanna allowed to live.
2) Chakkanna knows whether the egg came first or the hen.
3) Chakkanna knows what one divided by 0 is.
4) Not only that. He even counted to infinity....... twice.
5) Chakkanna doesnt do push-ups. He pushes the earth down instead.
6) The big bang theory is what happens when chakkanna gets angry.
7) Chakkanna knows what the missing link is.
8) Chakkanna can kill two stones with one bird
9) Chakkanna can lead a horse to water and make it drink
10) Contrary to popular belief, India is not a democracy. Its Chakkanocracy

PS: Honestly invite all the hps junta, who had the blessing of being in his presence to contribute.

2 comments:

Ajit Narra said...

arrey give perms to all the restricted users to post too .. thought of some awesome chakkanna stuff..

Unknown said...

nanu khaabar petti pareshaan cheyake chakkanna,
chakkano chakkanna, chakkano chakkana!!!