Chakkanna the Celeb

Faithful Chakkanna have spotted him in the Hyderabad Chronicle on the 40th page dated 18th Feb 2009.

It is advised that all his followers read this and cut the copy and put it in their puja rooms.

This is the great Chakkanna's first public appearance, as he is known to be a very shy and reclusive personality.

Chakkanna and eyesight!

Fact: Chakkanna has a strong eyesight.
Expln: Chakkanna kanti chooputhoni khatam chestadu opposition ni,

Chakkanna and Finance

Chakanna once upon a time wanted some money, so he went to a bank,

Bear Sterns:  What can we do for you Your Highness?

Chakanna: I want a billion $ as pocket change.

BS: We just have 990 mil today we will give you the rest tomo.

(When chakkana is angry the sun and the moon do disco dance)

One month later BS collapses............

Lehman: Sir the market is bad sir we can give you the money in 2 hours.

(Chakanna is angry both at Lehman and market..Sun Moon and the stars do disco dance)

One month later Nyse:Leh is down and 2 month later market takes the biggest hit.

Moral: DONT MESS WITH THE CHAKANNA.

chakkannna facts continued!

1) chakkanna doesnt have a ctrl button on his laptop. He is always in control!
2) chakkanna sued myspace for using his trademark name for everything in the universe.
3) i have 5 rupees. Chakkanna has 5 rupees. Yet chakkanna has infinitely more money than me.
4) Chakkanna has thrashed the periodic table. He only recognizes the element of surprise.
5) Chakkanna plans to sue aaj tak for using the words 'law and order' as they are the names of left and right legs.
6) when Chakkanna talks, everybody listens..... and dies!
7) A chakkanna delivered angry hyperbole is the preferred method of execution in 16 nations.
8) The story of the raging box office hit - DESHDROHI is inspired from chakkanna's autobiography - 'memoirs of the chakka`
9) chakkanna ko choona mushkil hi nahin... naa mumkin hai.
10) the name is chakanna!

Chakkanna - RGV style

Some famous truths about chakkanna that inspired RGV.

Chakradhar ek insaan hai... aur Chakkanna ek soch. Insaan ko maar sakthe hai (anna sorry anna) par soch ko nahi. (sarkar)
When the system fails, chakkanna rises. (sarkar)
idi pen anukunnava... kadu chakkanna ichchina pennu. (anaganaga oka roju)
atla gade.. jungle ki pote chakkanna untadu kade (shiva)
and the last but not the least..
chakkanno.. chakkanno
chakkanno chakkanna

chakkavataram

There have been debates about what the next avatar of the lord is gonna be. Some say its the Buddha, Some say its Kalki, But the masses say... in unision never seen before.. its got to be chakkavataram.
The vedas had to be altered to bring in the new age, the age of the chakkanna, CHAKKAYUGAM...
in his new chakkavataram, anna is gonna take on mankinds worst enemies, mankinds worst fears, and is going to herald the age
where the heart is true and the head is held high.
In the background, the chant continues...
chakkagallandariki anna, mana anna.
chakkagallandarini gabura pette anna, mana anna...
(in chorus)
chakkanno chakkanna
chakkanno chakkanna.

Chakri

The great Chakkanna sometimes roams the roads of Banglore/Hyderabad/Pilani disguised as cool guy CHAAAAKRI...
The line "The name is CHAAAKRI not chakka/chakri" Juniors are in awe, seniors in admiration, batchmates in fear of Cool Guy Chaaakri..
He party hops, drinks like a fish, tames elephants, plays with tigers and seduces women.
He is so cool that when chaakri walks in people shut off the a/c.. He is so hot that when chaaakri takes his shirt off women melt.

For the name is Chaaakri ......