Background: AV gets married on Aug 4th (janmashtami)
                     Cool guy Chakri on dec 26th.  (sangeeth on christmas eve).

Question: How did chakkanna save money?
He got AV married on his birthday and then celebrated his sangeeth on his son s birthday.

ek maar - do tukda!!


:)

Chakkanna kalyanam

On this dec 26th, his exalted holiness, the chakkanna would bless another fine and gifted lady with his committment of love for life and after (remember chakkanna will survive the after as well). While even the pope offers his prayers, for chakkanna s sangeeth on the 25th, chakkanna very cleverly (according the 102nd chapter in the chakkanna leelalu) cut costs on his son's 2012th birthday.
The entire world will rejoice his sangeeth, the wedding however will be a very private affair only meant for his relatives and friends in his human form.

Chakkanna trivia: why is mary called virgin mary.
Ans: Cos No one saw chakkanna enter the room. :P (hint: jesus is his son remember!).

Chakkanna leelalu Continued....
It gives me great pleasure to announce to the world, that this 1st pada of the kaliyuga, chakkanna, in his human form, will be sharing matrimonial bliss with his chosen one. There was no swayamvar (like in his previous avatar), there were no big functions, for this life is all about living life common size.
The drought has ended. In what most religious experts think to be a cosmic occurence of a lifetime, and what few know to be so, chakkanna crosses the boundaries of brahmacharya and steps into the grihasta zone.
Behold all ye lesser grihastis, for now ur spouses will have stellar examples of what a husband should do or should have done. Every time the door wasnt opened, everytime you forgot to dry your towel, everytime you chose to switch to the sports channel, we shall be reminded of a man s duty to his wife and chakkanna shall be sighted. but before you all misinterpret him, it is his way of ensuring that we take his name and pile up our karmic credits.
such is chakkanna

i love you

Chakkanna finally sends his girl a " I love you" SMS.

Girl forwards the message to everyone she knows, thinking that chakkanna's love is universal.

chakkana the programmer!

The great chakkanna's realm extends beyond that of the common man s concerns. It goes far beyond daily trivialities into the zone of hitech research. Here s chakkanna facts illustrating the same

1) chakkanna solved the towers of hanoi in one step. He just looked at it and the pegs arranged themselves out of fear.
2) Yahoo! serves a page within 500ms of the request entering the system. How do they do it? The RAM on all the production machines has a picture of chakkanna. The RAM then hurries the hell up!
3) But it works on my machine.. always holds true for chakkanna.
4) chakkanna can make an infinite recursion return.
5) chakkanna calls malloc() to allocate memory. He then takes his shades off and looks at the RAM and it bloody surrenders all the garbage up.


lols!
hail the chakka

NSE for dummies

First things first, I deeply apologize for not updating this blog. His holiness was busy determining the outcome of elections and I had offered my devout services to him.
Now that the elections are finally over, lemme educate all the bankers that I know that they dont control the money flow in the country. Noone does. Even that 10rs bill in your pocket is there cos chakkanna intended it to be so. Chakkanna leelalu is the lost chapter of the vedas, known only to the earliest devnagri brahmins, handed down through generations by word of mouth, lest the undeserving get hold of it.

This post is however about a simple example of how far fetched anna's reach is. Early in January, chakkanna decided to buy a used car. He didnt prefer any particular car cos all things, being his creations are equally beautiful, but he did hint his inclination for the maruti swift. And that was enough, Maruti Udyog braved the recession to rise and rise and rise. Against falling incomes, reduced spending power of the indian middle class, MARUTI.NS rose from the 500 levels to the stratospheric 800s. But chakkanna got busy with the largest democratic elections in the world and forgot to go and pick one up. So the anticipation began to die out. As MARUTI.NS dove past the 700s, chakkanna decided to pick one up on his way from the dinner table (fusion 9) and his bed ( the apartment behind fusion 9). And this saw the resurgence of MARUTI.NS. Labourers celebrated, crackers were burst, there were flowers blooming again. In fact there was a point when the International Space station, having detected the faint glow coming from the southern part of india, falsely reported another nuke test by india. For thy name is Chakkanna!

some conversations.

The following are a few conversations between two devotees of his holyness.

follwer1 avidly follows this blog and is aware of this technology called rss feeds. Hence is informed about the happenings from this blog.
Follower2 is not as aware about this.

That being the background..
Follower1: saw chakkanna has finally made a public appearance. We finally know how he looks.
Follower2: I always knew how he looks. I once broke a pillar and I found chakkanna in it.


LOLS!!!!


PS: when chakkanna drinks vodka, vodka gets a high :D