NSE for dummies

First things first, I deeply apologize for not updating this blog. His holiness was busy determining the outcome of elections and I had offered my devout services to him.
Now that the elections are finally over, lemme educate all the bankers that I know that they dont control the money flow in the country. Noone does. Even that 10rs bill in your pocket is there cos chakkanna intended it to be so. Chakkanna leelalu is the lost chapter of the vedas, known only to the earliest devnagri brahmins, handed down through generations by word of mouth, lest the undeserving get hold of it.

This post is however about a simple example of how far fetched anna's reach is. Early in January, chakkanna decided to buy a used car. He didnt prefer any particular car cos all things, being his creations are equally beautiful, but he did hint his inclination for the maruti swift. And that was enough, Maruti Udyog braved the recession to rise and rise and rise. Against falling incomes, reduced spending power of the indian middle class, MARUTI.NS rose from the 500 levels to the stratospheric 800s. But chakkanna got busy with the largest democratic elections in the world and forgot to go and pick one up. So the anticipation began to die out. As MARUTI.NS dove past the 700s, chakkanna decided to pick one up on his way from the dinner table (fusion 9) and his bed ( the apartment behind fusion 9). And this saw the resurgence of MARUTI.NS. Labourers celebrated, crackers were burst, there were flowers blooming again. In fact there was a point when the International Space station, having detected the faint glow coming from the southern part of india, falsely reported another nuke test by india. For thy name is Chakkanna!