chakkana the programmer!

The great chakkanna's realm extends beyond that of the common man s concerns. It goes far beyond daily trivialities into the zone of hitech research. Here s chakkanna facts illustrating the same

1) chakkanna solved the towers of hanoi in one step. He just looked at it and the pegs arranged themselves out of fear.
2) Yahoo! serves a page within 500ms of the request entering the system. How do they do it? The RAM on all the production machines has a picture of chakkanna. The RAM then hurries the hell up!
3) But it works on my machine.. always holds true for chakkanna.
4) chakkanna can make an infinite recursion return.
5) chakkanna calls malloc() to allocate memory. He then takes his shades off and looks at the RAM and it bloody surrenders all the garbage up.


lols!
hail the chakka