chakkana the programmer!

The great chakkanna's realm extends beyond that of the common man s concerns. It goes far beyond daily trivialities into the zone of hitech research. Here s chakkanna facts illustrating the same

1) chakkanna solved the towers of hanoi in one step. He just looked at it and the pegs arranged themselves out of fear.
2) Yahoo! serves a page within 500ms of the request entering the system. How do they do it? The RAM on all the production machines has a picture of chakkanna. The RAM then hurries the hell up!
3) But it works on my machine.. always holds true for chakkanna.
4) chakkanna can make an infinite recursion return.
5) chakkanna calls malloc() to allocate memory. He then takes his shades off and looks at the RAM and it bloody surrenders all the garbage up.


lols!
hail the chakka

NSE for dummies

First things first, I deeply apologize for not updating this blog. His holiness was busy determining the outcome of elections and I had offered my devout services to him.
Now that the elections are finally over, lemme educate all the bankers that I know that they dont control the money flow in the country. Noone does. Even that 10rs bill in your pocket is there cos chakkanna intended it to be so. Chakkanna leelalu is the lost chapter of the vedas, known only to the earliest devnagri brahmins, handed down through generations by word of mouth, lest the undeserving get hold of it.

This post is however about a simple example of how far fetched anna's reach is. Early in January, chakkanna decided to buy a used car. He didnt prefer any particular car cos all things, being his creations are equally beautiful, but he did hint his inclination for the maruti swift. And that was enough, Maruti Udyog braved the recession to rise and rise and rise. Against falling incomes, reduced spending power of the indian middle class, MARUTI.NS rose from the 500 levels to the stratospheric 800s. But chakkanna got busy with the largest democratic elections in the world and forgot to go and pick one up. So the anticipation began to die out. As MARUTI.NS dove past the 700s, chakkanna decided to pick one up on his way from the dinner table (fusion 9) and his bed ( the apartment behind fusion 9). And this saw the resurgence of MARUTI.NS. Labourers celebrated, crackers were burst, there were flowers blooming again. In fact there was a point when the International Space station, having detected the faint glow coming from the southern part of india, falsely reported another nuke test by india. For thy name is Chakkanna!

some conversations.

The following are a few conversations between two devotees of his holyness.

follwer1 avidly follows this blog and is aware of this technology called rss feeds. Hence is informed about the happenings from this blog.
Follower2 is not as aware about this.

That being the background..
Follower1: saw chakkanna has finally made a public appearance. We finally know how he looks.
Follower2: I always knew how he looks. I once broke a pillar and I found chakkanna in it.


LOLS!!!!


PS: when chakkanna drinks vodka, vodka gets a high :D

Chakkanna the Celeb

Faithful Chakkanna have spotted him in the Hyderabad Chronicle on the 40th page dated 18th Feb 2009.

It is advised that all his followers read this and cut the copy and put it in their puja rooms.

This is the great Chakkanna's first public appearance, as he is known to be a very shy and reclusive personality.