Background: AV gets married on Aug 4th (janmashtami)
                     Cool guy Chakri on dec 26th.  (sangeeth on christmas eve).

Question: How did chakkanna save money?
He got AV married on his birthday and then celebrated his sangeeth on his son s birthday.

ek maar - do tukda!!


:)

Chakkanna kalyanam

On this dec 26th, his exalted holiness, the chakkanna would bless another fine and gifted lady with his committment of love for life and after (remember chakkanna will survive the after as well). While even the pope offers his prayers, for chakkanna s sangeeth on the 25th, chakkanna very cleverly (according the 102nd chapter in the chakkanna leelalu) cut costs on his son's 2012th birthday.
The entire world will rejoice his sangeeth, the wedding however will be a very private affair only meant for his relatives and friends in his human form.

Chakkanna trivia: why is mary called virgin mary.
Ans: Cos No one saw chakkanna enter the room. :P (hint: jesus is his son remember!).

Chakkanna leelalu Continued....
It gives me great pleasure to announce to the world, that this 1st pada of the kaliyuga, chakkanna, in his human form, will be sharing matrimonial bliss with his chosen one. There was no swayamvar (like in his previous avatar), there were no big functions, for this life is all about living life common size.
The drought has ended. In what most religious experts think to be a cosmic occurence of a lifetime, and what few know to be so, chakkanna crosses the boundaries of brahmacharya and steps into the grihasta zone.
Behold all ye lesser grihastis, for now ur spouses will have stellar examples of what a husband should do or should have done. Every time the door wasnt opened, everytime you forgot to dry your towel, everytime you chose to switch to the sports channel, we shall be reminded of a man s duty to his wife and chakkanna shall be sighted. but before you all misinterpret him, it is his way of ensuring that we take his name and pile up our karmic credits.
such is chakkanna

i love you

Chakkanna finally sends his girl a " I love you" SMS.

Girl forwards the message to everyone she knows, thinking that chakkanna's love is universal.

chakkana the programmer!

The great chakkanna's realm extends beyond that of the common man s concerns. It goes far beyond daily trivialities into the zone of hitech research. Here s chakkanna facts illustrating the same

1) chakkanna solved the towers of hanoi in one step. He just looked at it and the pegs arranged themselves out of fear.
2) Yahoo! serves a page within 500ms of the request entering the system. How do they do it? The RAM on all the production machines has a picture of chakkanna. The RAM then hurries the hell up!
3) But it works on my machine.. always holds true for chakkanna.
4) chakkanna can make an infinite recursion return.
5) chakkanna calls malloc() to allocate memory. He then takes his shades off and looks at the RAM and it bloody surrenders all the garbage up.


lols!
hail the chakka

NSE for dummies

First things first, I deeply apologize for not updating this blog. His holiness was busy determining the outcome of elections and I had offered my devout services to him.
Now that the elections are finally over, lemme educate all the bankers that I know that they dont control the money flow in the country. Noone does. Even that 10rs bill in your pocket is there cos chakkanna intended it to be so. Chakkanna leelalu is the lost chapter of the vedas, known only to the earliest devnagri brahmins, handed down through generations by word of mouth, lest the undeserving get hold of it.

This post is however about a simple example of how far fetched anna's reach is. Early in January, chakkanna decided to buy a used car. He didnt prefer any particular car cos all things, being his creations are equally beautiful, but he did hint his inclination for the maruti swift. And that was enough, Maruti Udyog braved the recession to rise and rise and rise. Against falling incomes, reduced spending power of the indian middle class, MARUTI.NS rose from the 500 levels to the stratospheric 800s. But chakkanna got busy with the largest democratic elections in the world and forgot to go and pick one up. So the anticipation began to die out. As MARUTI.NS dove past the 700s, chakkanna decided to pick one up on his way from the dinner table (fusion 9) and his bed ( the apartment behind fusion 9). And this saw the resurgence of MARUTI.NS. Labourers celebrated, crackers were burst, there were flowers blooming again. In fact there was a point when the International Space station, having detected the faint glow coming from the southern part of india, falsely reported another nuke test by india. For thy name is Chakkanna!

some conversations.

The following are a few conversations between two devotees of his holyness.

follwer1 avidly follows this blog and is aware of this technology called rss feeds. Hence is informed about the happenings from this blog.
Follower2 is not as aware about this.

That being the background..
Follower1: saw chakkanna has finally made a public appearance. We finally know how he looks.
Follower2: I always knew how he looks. I once broke a pillar and I found chakkanna in it.


LOLS!!!!


PS: when chakkanna drinks vodka, vodka gets a high :D

Chakkanna the Celeb

Faithful Chakkanna have spotted him in the Hyderabad Chronicle on the 40th page dated 18th Feb 2009.

It is advised that all his followers read this and cut the copy and put it in their puja rooms.

This is the great Chakkanna's first public appearance, as he is known to be a very shy and reclusive personality.

Chakkanna and eyesight!

Fact: Chakkanna has a strong eyesight.
Expln: Chakkanna kanti chooputhoni khatam chestadu opposition ni,

Chakkanna and Finance

Chakanna once upon a time wanted some money, so he went to a bank,

Bear Sterns:  What can we do for you Your Highness?

Chakanna: I want a billion $ as pocket change.

BS: We just have 990 mil today we will give you the rest tomo.

(When chakkana is angry the sun and the moon do disco dance)

One month later BS collapses............

Lehman: Sir the market is bad sir we can give you the money in 2 hours.

(Chakanna is angry both at Lehman and market..Sun Moon and the stars do disco dance)

One month later Nyse:Leh is down and 2 month later market takes the biggest hit.

Moral: DONT MESS WITH THE CHAKANNA.

chakkannna facts continued!

1) chakkanna doesnt have a ctrl button on his laptop. He is always in control!
2) chakkanna sued myspace for using his trademark name for everything in the universe.
3) i have 5 rupees. Chakkanna has 5 rupees. Yet chakkanna has infinitely more money than me.
4) Chakkanna has thrashed the periodic table. He only recognizes the element of surprise.
5) Chakkanna plans to sue aaj tak for using the words 'law and order' as they are the names of left and right legs.
6) when Chakkanna talks, everybody listens..... and dies!
7) A chakkanna delivered angry hyperbole is the preferred method of execution in 16 nations.
8) The story of the raging box office hit - DESHDROHI is inspired from chakkanna's autobiography - 'memoirs of the chakka`
9) chakkanna ko choona mushkil hi nahin... naa mumkin hai.
10) the name is chakanna!

Chakkanna - RGV style

Some famous truths about chakkanna that inspired RGV.

Chakradhar ek insaan hai... aur Chakkanna ek soch. Insaan ko maar sakthe hai (anna sorry anna) par soch ko nahi. (sarkar)
When the system fails, chakkanna rises. (sarkar)
idi pen anukunnava... kadu chakkanna ichchina pennu. (anaganaga oka roju)
atla gade.. jungle ki pote chakkanna untadu kade (shiva)
and the last but not the least..
chakkanno.. chakkanno
chakkanno chakkanna

chakkavataram

There have been debates about what the next avatar of the lord is gonna be. Some say its the Buddha, Some say its Kalki, But the masses say... in unision never seen before.. its got to be chakkavataram.
The vedas had to be altered to bring in the new age, the age of the chakkanna, CHAKKAYUGAM...
in his new chakkavataram, anna is gonna take on mankinds worst enemies, mankinds worst fears, and is going to herald the age
where the heart is true and the head is held high.
In the background, the chant continues...
chakkagallandariki anna, mana anna.
chakkagallandarini gabura pette anna, mana anna...
(in chorus)
chakkanno chakkanna
chakkanno chakkanna.

Chakri

The great Chakkanna sometimes roams the roads of Banglore/Hyderabad/Pilani disguised as cool guy CHAAAAKRI...
The line "The name is CHAAAKRI not chakka/chakri" Juniors are in awe, seniors in admiration, batchmates in fear of Cool Guy Chaaakri..
He party hops, drinks like a fish, tames elephants, plays with tigers and seduces women.
He is so cool that when chaakri walks in people shut off the a/c.. He is so hot that when chaaakri takes his shirt off women melt.

For the name is Chaaakri ......

chakkanna Facts contd...

With his holy permission we are back....
11) Chakkanna doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
12) Chakkanna can slam shut a revolving door.
13) There are no races. Only countries of people beaten by chakkanna to shades of black and blue.
14) Chakkanna told newton that earth was round.
15) If tapped, Chakkanna's electric appeal can power India for a whole 45 minutes.
16) Chakkanna found marco polo s map to the city of gold.
17) Archaeologists found an old english dictionary dated 1238. It defined victim as 'one who has encountered chakkanna'
18) The movie oka mogadu is based on Chakkanna
19) There are no massive weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chakkanna lives in Bangalore.
The last but not hte least...........................
20) Chakkanna doesnt buy something. He just says he likes it. and It submits itself out of fear!!!!!!!

Chakkanna Facts

This is a site dedicated to the greatest human being that ever walked the earth. Some call him chakka, some call him chakri, but to the millions who follow him, he's chakkanna
1) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures which Chakkanna allowed to live.
2) Chakkanna knows whether the egg came first or the hen.
3) Chakkanna knows what one divided by 0 is.
4) Not only that. He even counted to infinity....... twice.
5) Chakkanna doesnt do push-ups. He pushes the earth down instead.
6) The big bang theory is what happens when chakkanna gets angry.
7) Chakkanna knows what the missing link is.
8) Chakkanna can kill two stones with one bird
9) Chakkanna can lead a horse to water and make it drink
10) Contrary to popular belief, India is not a democracy. Its Chakkanocracy

PS: Honestly invite all the hps junta, who had the blessing of being in his presence to contribute.